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Maria's football design 0

This is my footballer. He is wearing a blue shirt with yellow stripes. His shorts and socks are the same. These colours will scare the life out of his enemy footballers. The kit is sponsored by Nike and Whiskers cat food. The number of his kit is eighteen and he plays for Everton Heroes along with Wayne Rooney.

My favourite football team is Everton because they always have the best football players plus supporters and score loads of goals of course!

My favourite player is Wayne Rooney!

Football Tantrums

Everton Vs Liverpool.

The game started of with Rooney skimming every Liverpool player and scoring the first goal in a spectacular time of 3.5 seconds. Liverpool were devastated. Ha Ha. Kevin Campbell scored the second goal two minutes after Rooney's goal. From the terrible defending by Steven Gerrard. Owen got a cob on and stopped playing, then one by one the rest of the team spat out their dummies and ran after Owen. The substitutes started to have a crying tantrum and refused to play. The Liverpool manager Rafael Benitez wasn't even bothered, so as a conclusion he told eleven clowns to play the rest of the game. After half time Everton was winning 12 - 0.The second half started and Rooney scored his twelfth goal.

The spectacular game finished 27 - 0.

EVERTON WON!

This is a footballer designed by my dad.

If he had to play against my team i am sure we would win about 27 - 0, the same as we beat Liverpool by in the story called Football Tantrums. The team are so ugly even the ball refused to go anywhere near them, and there football boots smelled so bad that the ball went flat if they kicked it.